So every guy in Philly over the age of 20 is 100 lbs overweight?

Notre Dane puts a weird backspin on their athletes.

Amazeballs.

Based on these other comments, I think the biggest issue is no one seems to know if it is a boy or a girl.

This is like proving you are not gay by only being a top.

That's a big population center though. And despite that map, Bears roots are deep throughout Indiana.

How about a "Johnny Weirling"?

If they can't control these crowds, how are they going to control the much, much larger World Cup and Olympics crowds?

Unless they are just slave laborers building stadiums. Then they don't want to know.

Not to be a tinfoil hat type, but it is amazeballs how it works out just right every year. But at least this is the last year, next year we get a whole new type of controversy between Nos. 4 and 5.

Did Rivers get Sanduskyed?

"It's not gay, stop saying that!"

Mike McQueary heard the sounds and immediately began slamming car doors.

I think his poof-ball hat made him especially threatening.

That's why you listen to the local broadcasts, right? It is much more understandable than hearing Brent Musberger, who actually should be neutral, gushing over the teams he favors, like Nebraska, etc.

Well, that was odd.

You Need Us!

Aww. At least the cop gave him a tender backrub after the tackle.

Seems like somebody else got some head trauma out of this.

Don't you just want to go out and squeeze some bewbs just to show how aware you are. Because, you know, lumps and all.