He needs to be peering through some bushes.

Highlights.

There's got to be a Michael Vick - dog murderer and Richie Incognito - steroid moron joke in there somewhere.

Stupid Pearl Jam fans are everywhere.

It's not gay, stop saying that!

Jesus Christ! Black people in hoodies in Alabama? Run for your lives!

That beefy 3rd baseman gave his diaper quite the workout.

But there might be someone out there who is not "aware" of cancer yet.

Didn't know the shoulder bone was connected to the leg bone. That song misled me.

I approve.