True. Jews aren't at all obligated to observe our weird rules about not eating pork or whatever. If Jews took a page out of the evangelical playbook, we'd be spending our free time trying to outlaw bacon double cheeseburgers.

If no one gets pedantic, then the Internet collapses upon itself.

Yes, yes, I know this - see my reply to another poster for why I didn't bother getting that detailed =0)

EXACTLY.

Yeah... probably from Gallifrey.

If I can get some cold steamed milk in there it would be a bonus.

You want calcium-free cheese, you have to get it from calcium-free cows, which upon their death are butchered to make boneless cuts of beef.

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

I would say that a lot of religious ladies are for free birth control because they are against abortions and understand causation.

It is, she amazes me, she's in her seventies now and her remaining two kids are grown, she's really a happy woman and very giving, I'd be a wreck, forever.

Oh my god. That's a million times too much to handle.

"I beg your pardon!" -Satan

'Bout time something went right in Wisconsin

It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid, instead of being angry at others for finally getting a chance to do better.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

Alabamians do a lot of idiotic things, this was not one of them. That idiot is a Texan, who happened to be a retired Texas State Trooper.

I have been saying for YEARS that I can't wait to be a weird 70-something with a sequined muummuu. It is going to be so great.

I was prepared to say that none of these drawings encapsulate my disheveled boringness, but then I saw Haggard Art Lady. I am her, she is me.

Thank you. I agree it's not strictly romantic. I also think a pretty good indicator is how it makes you feel. If you feel that someone is your soul mate and this makes you feel like you need to cling to them, that's probably an idea that isn't helping you. I am lucky to have someone that I can tell everything about…

Part of it is semantics. We might mean different things when we say "soul mate." I avoid the term because I do think it's not always honest or helpful to think that way but I'm definitely not going to rule out that there are connections between people that go beyond this life. Basically if both people involved agree…