I was hoping y'all would pick this up. Alabama is a fucked up place for reproductive issues, no doubt.

Safe home birth is illegal, but unsafe home birth is perfectly fine. Everyone knows midwives are just witches who use placentas in their Satanic rituals, right?

So what, quit yer bitchin'.

Otherwise, crucified. And then they write a book about it. But since it's Alabama, it's in crayon, and barely legible. So... No one will worship your shitty pregnancy/life. Whore.

JUST STOP HAVING SEX YOU WHOREY WHORE

Late word - Alabama has just re-re-written the law to advise that births may only happen in mangers and the mother must prove virginity.

The great thing about Atheists is that there is no association. Lumping atheists together is like lumping people who don't smoke together.

You say they cannot do simple arithmetic, however, I would like to direct your attention toward my dear friend, Rose Luck, who says (and I quote):

But, but, but ..... women are less of a person than a corporation is, so this makes perfect sense. To someone.

So, here's what the truth is for me. This isn't really 4Chan's fault. But we, and 4Chan, have to face the fact that when this man murdered this woman and took pictures of her nude and strangulated body, the very first thing he though of was 4Chan and his thought process lead him to believe that his "friends" on…

The million dollar question.

"I was working at a chain steakhouse that serves dishes with cute names referencing a certain small continent (betcha can't guess)."

The thing is, Christmas excess (like Lenten self-denial) make sense if you live a feast and famine existence like our forebears. You feasted at Christmas because there was a lot of good food and you had to get it down your gullet before it went bad. Salting only keeps meat for so long, you know. Plus, salt wasn't…

Speaking of funny last names, I knew someone whose last name was Cabang, someone I knew had the last name, Macadangdang, and another person had the last name, Sprenkles. I also knew someone named Ecstasy, and I knew another person with the last name, Tease.