Honestly, I am not for letting old folks and the parents off the hook for not respecting their child’s change of name and pronouns. One of my dear friends is experiencing this at the moment. She shows off pictures of her former son and now daughter with her make up and pretty clothes all the time, is mindful of using…

So....Lich King and the Scourge, only in Westeros instead of Northrend, Azeroth?
1. Dwells way the fuck up north-check.
2. Does ice magic and digs frozen shit-check
3. Has a magic zombie army-check
4. Spiky crown that is not removable-check
5. All them glowy blue eyes on everything-check
6. Wants to kill all of the things…

Back under your bridge, I hear the tippety tap of goats’ hooves.

Love how the secret was kept. That’s some James Bond shit going on. I’m kind of shedding a tear at the death of Bruce because a 7 year old’s memories of a legendary athlete that *wasn’t* a team ball player die hard, but I’m really glad for her and that she’s realizing her dream and more comfortable in her skin.
Reading…

Win those hearts and minds!!!

Nipples. Doesn’t matter how young, as soon as there’s a cleft in the fetus’ bum, those nipples are ATOMIC DANGER TO ALL HUMANITY.

I kind of like flowers...but I like them live. I can’t stand to watch a plant die. I even root the heels of celery and the stems of fresh basil just so that the plant doesn’t have to go without a fighting chance. The way to my heart is through replacement of broken stuff I’m too poor to replace but really need. (I…

I have been drug tested so many times.
First was to get a certain clearance when I was in the military (understandable)
Second and third was to get a job as a phone operator (two different companies) (um...)
Fourth was to get a job at a grocery store (really?)(and this one randomly retested so fifth as well)
Last was for…

I learned about them back shortly before I realized C2CAM quit being hilariously entertaining. 15 ish years ago? When Art Bell started taking his mythos a bit too seriously.

Unfortunately, I am not surprised that this was in Sedalia.

I had a friend in Sedalia who was constantly telling me about police DGAFery there.

“this is all thanks to the liberal media, gossip lovers, and atheists.”

DAMN those atheists and their godless disdain for child molesters!

Florida is leaking.

Hell, John Ashcroft lost to a dead man in the 2000 elections.

Not counting that actual human gestation is actually 38ish weeks. The 40-week meme comes from counting from the last menstruation before pregnancy actually begins. (edit: kind of like Arizona!)

...and bananas are full of anti-matter.

“Interesting,” I mused while puffing on my propylene glycol-having e-cig.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I need to make this pizza this weekend. This exact pizza.

Oddly, I’m expecting Theon to reclaim his “manhood” as he serves Just Deserts to Ramsay. Right before he somehow expires like the dog he himself is.

I have met exactly one celebrity. That celebrity was former president Carter in 1988 and he was on a plane from Ontario CA to Atlanta GA that I was commuting in for Air Force work stuffs. So once the plane was up in the air, he came back and greeted us all individually and shook our hands. Serious dick move. I’ll…

Ugh, you’re right. I’ve been letting missing mine color my memory of their teen assholishness.