The second word in the article explained it all.

*Disclaimer: I live in Alabama.*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there went my uterus exploding.

Ugh, this is the type of female veteran that makes the rest of us female veterans look really bad. And being female, we’re scrutinized way more than the men.

I was a new 19 year old airman at my first duty station in 1988 and I had some money to waste. I got myself a hot bustier, some thigh boots, and fishnets one time from FoH. The following week I had to go on oral BC because health issues. Two weeks later I could not wear any of it ever again. But that first week FoH…

Well finally, a woman on a piece of money we actually use?

Well, fuck.
Goddamn cancer.
We need to find a strategic nuke for it. Or a planet with nothing on it that can cancer and then send it all there. Like Venus.

I think I’m officially old. I’m still not sure what this is all about. I thought “chill” was just being cazh and laid back.

“Luckily, they meet Ira Levinson”

Gawd that's the South to a T.

I plan on pissing off all the women my age. By being as fabulous as I can handle. Then again, I don't have a husband's reputation to protect.

Easy. She is a female and she is a child. Neither of those are actually people, so fuck them.

Make hummus. So easy, and you know what’s contaminating it =)

AS an aside, it’s way cheaper too.

I have 7 cats. 5 are rescues or were abandoned at the Cat Lady’s House. The boys (at least, after they were neutered) have been angels. My demon cats are 3 girls:
Albert
Lucifer
Scarlett

Albert, I’ve mentioned below, despises my tablet and will headbutt it mercilessly when it’s in my hand...only when I bring it to bed.…

I have found that calmly picking up the squirt bottle and nailing them in the face with it with no emotion at all is quite the motivator. All I have to do now is reach for the bottle.

Probably won’t work on half the cats in the world but it saves me from raging openly, which is usually what they want.

One of my cats (I have 7, all with stories of varying dickery) does that! I’d have my tablet in bed playing Freecell to calm my brain so I can sleep, and all she would do was headbutt it constantly. Oddly, she is perfectly fine with my old Palm m500 and me playing on it to get to sleep. She HATES my tablet though. I…

I don’t have the “push things off the table” problem with mine. I have the “I am now going to jump on the computer table which I know is forbidden territory” problem. And one also insists on sitting on my mousepad. Because I’m not snuggling 24/7 with her.

I regularly get mansplained by a coworker who still asks me how to open his work Gmail account at least once a week.

Preach. It's been 14.5 years since the divorce and almost 9 since the last sexytimes. I don't know how other single mothers manage to work, house, and still have time to date.

OK my kids have been adults for a couple years. I'm enjoying the absolute solitude.

Numbers 31:17-18

Don't have time to read this tonight.

Just wanted to say:

I must eat those fries.