Theme song of these dirtbags:

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

Being that a human was killed not by natural circumstances, yes it would be classified as a homicide. All "homicide" means is that a human was killed by not natural circumstances (such as being hit by a car, shot by a gun, decapitated by chainsaw, etc, but not by being mauled by rabid sloths).

This. My roommate one morning a few weeks ago was awakened by someone violently rattling the knob of our front door. Naturally she got up and opened it.

KIDDING. She stayed the hell put. No one got their face shot off.

Laid like tile.

I love that.

Unless there was a little cousin-lovin' in the past.

Any firearms training course worth a damn will drill it through your head that, unless you wish to kill what you are pointing your weapon at, you do not point your weapon at anything that can die. The safest thing to point it at is the ground. It does not matter what sort of projectile your weapon throws out since,…

Exactly. I can actually understand if he were half asleep and opened the door holding his weapon and OOPS AWWW FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK. But that is at close range. Not close range means that they were some steps apart, and the fact that she was shot and died on the porch means either the shotgun was sitting on some…

At the very least, negligent homicide. This is what says you are devastated and what's more, you *own* your actions. This is something that, although I support responsible home ownership of firearms without question, highlights to me the "responsible" part. If you are not ready to accept *all* of the consequences…

A shotgun is normally a safer weapon to keep for home protection, interestingly enough. A bullet can easily penetrate a wall and kill someone on the other side (as evidenced by a recent freaky case of a little girl shot in the groin while in her own room, from a weapon discharged on the street outside her home). A…

Probably no powder burns on the skin surrounding the gaping hole in her head? Like I've mentioned, I'm no professional. But I think that gunpowder discharged with the projectiles tends to fizzle and not burn anymore after a couple feet.

I seriously do not understand virgin fetishing. So much would rather have a playa that stops with my charm than me being Sex Mommy.

Also, I give zero fucks about the "devastation" that the shooter is experiencing which his lawyer is blathering on about in the articles I'm reading. He's alive, she's not, and I dare say her family has a lot more to be devastated about.

What makes me suspicious though is that according to what I'm reading, the Accidental Discharge was not at close range. How the heck does that happen if you open the door to a confused and bleeding young lady in the wee hours of the morning? If you are opening the door to someone knocking you're at close range and…

I'm reading some articles that complicate stuff even more. Apparently the accident was with a parked vehicle, and she exited the car bleeding (according to a neighbor witness) and confused, wandering about but not being found by EMTs that arrived on the scene when summoned by witnesses. Her cell phone battery was…

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where is the bleach? I MUST WASH MY EYES WITH IT.

Agreed. John Boehner is not sexy.

I thought it was DCLXVI.

The day earlier this year that I received word of her death, I felt free.


Dayum. Have my hugs.

It may not be fair but being murdered for existing while black isn't fair either.

I just wanna hug you because it upset you, and you have a right to be upset. Not gonna say a damn thing about what you said, because reasons: you have them.