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I think at this current moment in time, if people are forced to choose between death by ebola or death by drowning, ebola takes it by a LANDSLIDE. Next week after more ebola related deaths these sort of thoughts will have no more place in the civilized world...wide...web.

biters gonna bite.

is this being filed to #lolmets or #selfincriminations

Classic Marbury from Downtown (NYC)

Eddy Curry would like to have a word with Shumpert's large assumptions.

This is really one of the funniest NBA seasons for the Knicks. They must be going all in for Clowney.

Well to be fair, Selig thought he was taking this picture with Aaron Carter.

Mussina has to make it now right? At the time of him retiring the pool included too many ostracized candidates who would be more shoo-in level. If Blyleven can make it, Mussina has to now be considered one of the top candidates in the "Steroid Era" considering the lack of allegations leveled towards him. No Cy Youngs…

The only reason this is Deadspinnian is because as a New York City based organization of Gawker Media they are required to chronicle the disaster that is the New York Football Jets and the endless highlight reel that is Mark Sanchez. He's got cornrows now! A-Rod could never do that.

damn kinja

"You know what, when Real Madrid want to announce something, [we will]," Zidane told ESPN Deportes. "Cristiano should just shut the f—- up. That's it. I'm going to call Cristiano now."

It's a good thing he took his talons to Miami.

R.A Dickey gazes into the abyss that is the end of an ERA. Later writes novel called, Look, Think, Throw Knuckleball.

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