Oh John Davis; how I marvel at your uncanny ability to make me burn with desire – even for a second – for the most undesirable, offensively terrible cars history has yet to offer us.

I really like this. I don’t think the front is too over-styled; it looks aggressive and certainly up-to-date with the current BMW’s. The rear is lacking in personality, though. I just needs a little extra something to balance it out with the front end.

This.

"Better Place, the Israeli startup company with the novel idea of selling swappable electric car batteries, is off to a place that is not better at all: bankruptcy."

I see quite a few Model S’s in Austin, and actually even a couple just west in Dripping Springs where I reside.

Kinja fail, ignore

Yes, but all of that logical reasoning business doesn’t correlate with the way Quartz would like you to interpret the data.

Dammit.

Hah I love speed tables and similarly long speed bumps. If anything, they make me speed up; flying over them is a blast!

Exactly.

"Lexus LFA Owner Forces Town To Remove Speed Bump Because He Can."

BAZINGA INDEED! Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, capitalism crushes socioeconomic egalitarianism.


That’s how it goes, right?

Ohhh, so you're THAT asshole. The one who hates everyone more successful than him, because the only reason they are successful is to spite you.

That was a very accurate prediction.

Where did this type of automotive passion go?

Lost to the ever growing vices of convenience and comfort, I suppose.

Boom. Nailed it.

You poor, cynical soul. Is life really this horrible to you? Is everyone that is "richer" than you just "being rich" to spite you? Is it not possible that people who have money actually just enjoy nice things?

It’s really a shame because it was so well produced. Well, it was pretty, not necessarily well produced. Videos like this need to feel little more genuine if you ask me. All of the crazy shots and artistic effects can stay, but that layer of realness needs to be worked back into short films. Like you said, longer more…

Mmmm, anyone else smell the ephemeral fumes of vaporware?

Fair point. However, without generalized blanket statements that don't account for all of the facts like the one I made, how would the internet function??