Tetris should have rotated counter-clockwise and moved two spaces to the left.

Holy crap it’s already up to 90 grand.

I mean, it’s got stuff guys like, like the rims and the sleekness to the body.

Holy crap that is fantastic.

You sound completely crazy...

The simple answer? Yes.

The complicated answer? Hell yes.

It was hard for me to imply a jocular tone in that post. Internet emotions are not my specialty. You rock Torch.

"...and the sales numbers of exactly zero cars sold seem to suggest I'm not alone. The Legallimit was 100% more successful, with total sales of one."

Woah, how’d you get the opportunity to do that?

Peter Schutz. I just want to give that guy a hug.

Not gonna lie. That was fantastic. This makes me happy.

True, but the Ghibli – although not simply badge engineered like the Thema – is indeed based on the 300C.

That license plate is rather avant-garde.

Welcome to the 2014 Maserati 300C.

"The Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse World Record Edition Is The World’s Fastest Convertible"

And the internet's blurriest lead photo.

Wait, isn't this what America is all about now? That is, getting paid handsomely by the fruits of someone else's labor.

Well, California, you’ve done it again. I’m glad to see you’re continuing to pass pointless legislation every time some idiot does something stupid. Because idiots who do stupid stuff are definitely the kind of people who will think "oh, this is illegal now! I probably shouldn’t do this!"

Fuck it. Just ban personal…

"Next week President Obama is set to ask Congress to move up plans to send astronauts to an asteroid by 2021..."

Alright, what the actual fuck. There are roughly 16.8 trillion other things you could be doing right now, Dear Leader, that would be infinitely more productive, useful, and necessary; not to mention without…

Frank, I think your avatar is a good representation of how your face might look when she(?) shows up to answer your booty call.

Yeah yeah, I'm from Texas. Yeah, I love my pickups. Yes, I love guns and I have horses and I am friendly to strangers. To those of you who bitch and moan about it, go wrap your lips around the exhaust pipe of a two-stroke Saab and breathe in real deep.

To everyone else: Straight Six Cummins Turbo Diesel.