Oh yeah buddy, you’re right, I’m certainly such a "dumbs" for making that long-winded sarcastic joke.

Before anyone else flipskies their shitskies on me, take a breath, I was in a bad mood, it’s all good now.

No kidding. It’s going to be 49 tonight in Hays county and that’s plenty cold for me.

Fair enough my friend. Today’s grievances decided to take their revenge and unfortunately it was on you! I hope you’re doing well in DC!

Dammit, this is not racism! Pretty soon just mentioning someones race who isn’t white is going to be considered racism. Hell, it already is!

OH MY GOSH, airline travel? Am I right? WHY do we even bother with it? It’s definitely not a luxury we enjoy, it’s a burden. We should just ban airline travel because it’s so bad, and useless! And terrible!

That’s the joke, ruhtard. You must not've been here long enough to have acquired a necessary adroitness in the art of sarcasm. Dick.

"For some reason, people like thinking they own tough, rugged off-roaders, so SUVs tend to carry names with outdoorsy-sounding shit like "Explorer," "Wrangler," "Land Cruiser," or "Santa Fe."

IDGAF! STILL REPPIN TEAM SALAMONE, BITCHEZ!

Awesome man, looks great. How are you liking the magnetic ride control?

I wish something like this would happen around me! I don’t understand why people get so worked up about things like this. It’s not like they won’t have their window damage covered by insurance or the government anyway, and you’ve got a cool story!

The fleshy companion looked terrified in the beginning of the video.

Hey that sounds like a plausible explanation to me!

That’s the first thing I noticed; she sure was moving around a lot more than I would think is safe.

I don’t doubt that, but it’s a completely contrasting situation that feels relevant, but is in fact irrelevant. The point here is defense, not offense. Yes, armed road rage happens, but that’s why I choose to protect myself against it.

The Daytona video was flippin adorable.

Well I know for sure this situation would’ve ended much quicker had he attempted the same thing with me. I’m not saying I would have shot anyone, because in all likelihood that wouldn’t have been necessary.

Really? Again?

I’m right with you on that one buddy.

As long as they’re hollow points, it shouldn’t matter too much, dick.