A few notes, Patrick:

Haha that doesn’t bode well for the Mercedes design ethos does it?

This is just about exactly what I was going to say. I completely agree.

Why? Just because that’s what the cool people say, or do you actually have a legitimate reason? That’s a serious question by the way.

Bro…

I half agree. You can spot a douchebag from 10 miles away with a Monster sticker behind them. Unfortunately the Raptor — a very capable, useful, and badass truck — has fallen victim to mostly douchebag ownership. Even here.

AGREED. I happen to drive a pickup, (or two…) but I appreciate the support haha.

That was awesome.

"This thing is a dude magnet."

"The bus driver exited the affair with a paid vacation followed by a 10 dollar raise and complementary counseling services to reassure her that she is a great person."

Much appreciated, sir.

*Flame suit engaged*

I’ll give you four reasons that will clearly explain how coming to the United States of America to seek asylum from incessant government control will be futile.

And he got a second term...

Someone needs to lose their job.

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I'm sorry guys, this is nothing but a minivan with a vaguely Aston mouth.

I completely agree. When the unnecessarily complex and crap-laiden new pursuit vehicles start having system failures that require someone with a Berkeley CS degree to fix, I’m sure departments will be looking for more elegant solutions.

Buying a car these days is as much of fact-less emotional decision as is the presidential election.

"Or, alternatively, you can just ignore the lines and park wherever you damn well please like these three BMW drivers."