This scares me more than the passive and active nannies being thrown [mandated] into every new car these days. Not only are we desensitizing drivers to the dangers involved in piloting their 4,000 pound death rockets, we are introducing numerous and dangerous opportunities for malfunction. What happens if your…

ABSOLUTELY. Every day. No doubt.

Alright, serious question: Why do you think his act is in any way repulsive, bigoted, or xenophobic? Do you think he actually fully embraces the personalities his puppets portray and is 100% serious about it? And more importantly, why the hell do you care? Maybe you need to put on your red-white-and-blue-colored…

Well, it’s certainly not cute.

The winning kind.

Because making money and spending it on things you like is bad, right?

Just curious, what makes you say Tundra has been performing poorly?

Man, that front quarter is ff’d.

I thought of this too, but downshifting probably wouldn’t have done much. It’s very likely that he didn’t realize the brakes were gone until he started trying to brake for the turn, at which point he was already headed for a turn he couldn’t make and the 45 foot drop; killing momentum on the grass was probably his…

I think by "bells and whistles" Ratan means "federal regulations."

I hope you're joking...

Well. Time to go buy a case of Red Bull.

So let’s see here. Austin has the newest F1 track that will be hosting F1 and V8 Supercars races. Austin has a fantastic University with a business honors school 2nd only to Wharton. Austin has a diverse culture with access to killer nightlife, unbeatable live music, and fantastic places to eat; but you are also only…

I must both agree and disagree with you there, sir. Yes, Jalopnik readers can identify minute differences in automotive design. And no, those who don’t care about cars cannot identify those differences. You are right. But. That makes your argument moot. Those who cannot distinguish a BMW 5 Series from a 3 Series can…

After reading through this hilarious thread I thought I should at least add something to it.

That’s a strange combination. How did Subaru get tied in with GM products?

Fordfan17... Chevy / Subaru dealership… SO MUCH CONFUSE!

That song will forever remind me of this masterpiece.

Pretty sure he’s Asian, bro.

I love all of them because they are unique. Why subscribe to sameness in the name of practicality?