Man, that front quarter is ff’d.

I thought of this too, but downshifting probably wouldn’t have done much. It’s very likely that he didn’t realize the brakes were gone until he started trying to brake for the turn, at which point he was already headed for a turn he couldn’t make and the 45 foot drop; killing momentum on the grass was probably his…

I think by "bells and whistles" Ratan means "federal regulations."

I hope you're joking...

Well. Time to go buy a case of Red Bull.

So let’s see here. Austin has the newest F1 track that will be hosting F1 and V8 Supercars races. Austin has a fantastic University with a business honors school 2nd only to Wharton. Austin has a diverse culture with access to killer nightlife, unbeatable live music, and fantastic places to eat; but you are also only…

I must both agree and disagree with you there, sir. Yes, Jalopnik readers can identify minute differences in automotive design. And no, those who don’t care about cars cannot identify those differences. You are right. But. That makes your argument moot. Those who cannot distinguish a BMW 5 Series from a 3 Series can…

After reading through this hilarious thread I thought I should at least add something to it.

That’s a strange combination. How did Subaru get tied in with GM products?

Fordfan17... Chevy / Subaru dealership… SO MUCH CONFUSE!

That song will forever remind me of this masterpiece.

Pretty sure he’s Asian, bro.

I love all of them because they are unique. Why subscribe to sameness in the name of practicality?

+I6

I don’t have anything witty or snarky to say about this, it’s just a sad thing. Regardless of how stupid the whole incident is, it’s just a really sad thing to hear about and is absolutely, completely the driver’s fault. He should be locked away for a very, very, very long time. Poor girl.

You’d think so, but around here Toyotas and the Big 3’s get along just fine; we all hate the Nissan Titan… Piece of junk.

As a proud Texan and a pickup truck driving redneck, I would just like to present y’all (that means "you all," ya damn yankees) with a kind notice. It is for your information and it is as follows:

Hey I’m down for this! Let me know next time y’all fly through Austin-Bergstrom, we’ll swig some Everclear and see how close we can buzz the tower!

Oh I totally agree! And that’s just the thing. A Wangler is an awesome second vehicle. But it’s just not a capable workhorse. You can get more work done in a Crown Victoria haha. You should go read my other comment with the giant "DO NOT WANT!" picture. I think we would agree whole heartedly.

Come ON Land Rover! The reason Americans aren’t buying the current Defender series trucks is because we can’t buy them! The Range Rover and the Evoque already satisfy the section of the American market that wants a Land Rover, but not an off-roader.