I wouldn’t be too upset if they did some live fire exercises on Hollywood and Beverly Hills. I know, I’m a horrible person.

I’m a Yankees fan...and goddammit this is fantastic.

Is that you, Carlos Gomez?

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

I still remembered the “But Ironhead, what’s with this thingie?” line. Perfectly delivered.

This is excellent product placement.

It sounds like the problem is that you’re a fucking idiot (not that this is news by any stretch) rather than anything the Xbox is doing.

So were we. That was the surreal part of it. As shocking of a play as it was, Astros fans on some level saw it coming.

I went to the Redskins game after Sean Taylor was murdered. I cried during that game.

2 hours ago.

Crippling tweet

No way Greg Abbott is going to be able to walk that one back

It’s almost certainly covered in his contract, which cannot violate the terms of the law, but may provide outs based on other factors. It would surprise me greatly if a coach can sign a contract, be unable to perform, and still get paid as though he did while the school has no recourse to find a permanent replacement.…

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.

Yeah but... [remembers Shiner is brewed in Texas] oh.

The fight began when one fan shouted, “Remember the alimony!”

Texas is my home. You’re not very nice. No breakfast tacos and delicious Texas beer for you, sir.

Look guy, I don’t take travel advice from a guy who kisses apes.

go back to florida, troll.