Texas-VA
Johnnybenchhands
Texas-VA

I dunno, after that display against the Wallabies, I think plenty of English folks are looking for a new sport this weekend.

I live in South Florida, so I’ve been hearing all week about how badly the Dolphins need to can Joe Philbin.

So if Philbin and Coyle are fired, does Bill Lazor become head coach? It’s not like the team is much better on the other side of the ball. Perhaps there’s some talented offensive lineman hustling trucks at a Chevy dealership in Southern Florida they could sign to run block.

This looks like a good time for Israel to annex some more land.

Gotze not rocking his signature boner is slightly disappointing.

Will, you've got to get down to Houston (or Texas) and try yourself some St. Arnold beer. Aside from Shiner, which I don't really consider microbrew, it's the most well established. Lots of great beer is coming out of Texas right now in Dallas (Deep Ellum), Austin (Real Ale & Austin Beerworks) and Houston (Karbach &

Needs more

You could describe every Zlatan bit of skill and goal with this exact sentence.

One time, I played hockey stinkin’ shitfaced because my wife, Louise, left me. Some Princeton grad threw me against the boards, and I pissed all over myself.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Afghan insurgents don’t weigh 500lbs and wouldnt die of heart attack when they walk more than 20ft.

Ever driven past a National Guard armory?

Yeah, it’s amazing people think that with examples like Afghanistan and Iraq isn’t it?

I’m 35. A long way from my elementary and middle school days. I grew up around the world as my father was in the Army and we traveled a lot. And guess what? The shit in these textbooks is no different that the shit in the textbooks I came up with. Only difference is the uproar about it. Want to know about black

It’s a popular website.

I can’t believe 2,999 other Tonys are on this site.

Six shots, only connected once? I think we know who the shooter was.

(I was making a butt pun)

I would pay good money to see Mayweather try to pronounce and/or spell Koenigsegg. That would truly be the fight of the century.

Much to the chagrin of John Calipari, Willie Cauley-Stein selected the bundle of cash emoji.