Brawl? This is a brawl:

I mean, it's not like he went after some superstar on Italy. Giorgio Chiellini was a bit player.

Zimmerman is the not-so-secret fantasy of all the bored white men who wish their life were more awesome.

How exactly do you not find putting your daughters safety at risk morally questionable?

troll somewhere else cou yunt.

What assholes. Would have been awesome if those fucking retards had killed or injured someone in their 'hollywood' chase. Morons.

A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.

Could always move it to Toronto as well. You know what Toronto doesn't have? A U.S. Patent Office.

"I bid $2 billion."

He does have a kind of Texas ghetto twang to his voice.

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By staring into the camera and making a flirty face, at least he got an OkCupid profile picture out of this.

HIS DUCKFACE ON POINT DOUGH.

Why is there a town in a landlocked state called Hurricane?

The turf is growing now because I watered it with my tears.

Mike and Kyle Shanahan will get fired.

I would rather be in an exploding nuclear reactor than Detroit.

Try Googling "pittsburgh ruins". You'll find more Pirates blogs kvetching about the promotion of Gregory Polanco than Detroit-style "ruin porn" photo essays. Know who runs Pittsburgh? Unions and Democrats.

I saw this live and just thought he lost his balance because he's a fat kid.
Instead he was just a fat kid who wasn't paying attention to the game, with bad reflexes, and an inability to understand a baseball glove as anything other than a fashion accessory.