Somebody wake up Hicks.

This was exactly my first thought, but I didn't mention it because I thought nobody would get the reference!

He sat next to me at a screening of The Bourne Ultimatum and told bad jokes the whole time. Every time Jason Bourne would kill somebody he go "psssssssh! Got 'em!" Then he dropped his cellphone and I had to watch him try to move his large professional athlete body around in the tiny space of a movie theater seat…

I kind of imagine the toilet on Emirates....

Sorry, dear...but those first couple of sentences are a nightmare to read..

Sounds like an insurance scam perpetrated by a person who woke up one day and realized they owned a Neon.

That's what happened in Canton, Massachusetts recently when Rosie, a rambunctious 12-week-old German Shepherd puppy, was involved in mishap that put her, her owner, and her owner's Dodge Neon into a pond. What a 'lil stinker!

The irony of that design command for the F-15 is that the Strike Eagle is one of the best strike fighters ever, and its only a relatively minor redesign.

Multirole aircraft are much like the blend-into-everything ACU pattern.

I suppose I'm good with that. That is, as long as there is a separation of Church's and state.

Bristol Cafeteria - Lunchtime

Following a horrific accident that rendered his wife of 36 years completely blind, a devoted husband still manages to let his wife "experience" what it's like to watch Danny Espinosa at the plate

Is that Australia's map?

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I lol'd in my office at this. Well done.

You know, they don't just make up in Australia after a scuffle. They...

Ahem. Thug is a loaded and racist term and not very PC.

I posted it because I find it funny.