@Novaload: I'm nominating you for a super-starred-commentor

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: It's a great car if you ever get to drive one. Particularly the S. The reason my godfather got it, is that he didn't want the lower-level 911 stigma (like you have here), and would rather wait out until he can afford a much better 911.

@Devryn: Here, I'll make fun of your user name to so we're even.

@Devryn: If you haven't noticed recently, the internet lacks a lot of taste. It's an internet tag. Move on, much bigger things to e-bitch about.

@Devryn: OH HAR HAR HAR YOU USED MY USER NAME. YOU'RE NOW AS INSULTING AS A 13 YEAR OLD. NICE WORK SON. FUCKING HILARIOUS, OH, LAWDY.

@Devryn: You immediately knew he was dead from looking at the photo?

@doug-g: I laughed out loud

I'm going to go on a series of hit-and-runs, as well as a multitude of highspeed chases with a certain year model rental Toyota. Then, I will blame unintended acceleration.

World's fastest car stops for local police. Hmm..

@fratto: Oh you.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Ray did it! He stole the cookies from the cookie jar Miss Wert!

OH DEAR LORD, MY GAS LEVEL, IT'S READ BY A METER!

@Jeff Schroeder: But to the apparent history buffs who have shown up here, the south is painted as the only evil in slavery. Never mind that the north... began... the slave trade... And also has a history of taking advantage of immigrants on a massive scale too.

I like the south hating. Because, you know, the north didn't use blacks as slaves or take advantage of them during the industrial revolution. No sir, not at all!

@dal20402: So clearly anyone who has a confederate flag is a racist?

@Paul Y. thought he was a man, but he was a muffin: It's only a small fraction. Trust me, please.

@dal20402: Are you saying it's still 1861? No?

@Engineerman: Problem is, no one is building a cheap performance car. The only new things in that price range are FWD cars. That is the key of making a CHEAP, rwd sports car. But all fail so far.

Toyota obviously doesn't see what happens to used Camaros, Trans-Ams, GTO, Mustang GT, 350 and 370z, G35 and the handful of other 2 doors that teens and 20 somethings (or their parents), buy.

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: @DonLuc: Too easy.