Yo dawg, I hurd you like subarus. So I put a subaru in yo honda so you can drive while you all wheel drive.

Volvos are actually harder than diamonds. They're made out of a material called Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material is melted by launching it into the sun via herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten into…

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I think it's safe to say, A**** products have become taboo.

@meatbag_pussrocket: Something along the lines of "Nibbles is being raped by the iPhone" instead of "In support of". As you can see from the overwhelming number of complaints, many more took it as some what of a celebration of this finding.

@jedimario: I had this one too! Sadly, in my stupid 10 year old days, I took wire cutters to it, and made it a convertible. I did this to many cars...

@Matt Hardigree: The particular annoyance was the cross posts about the damn thing, and the addition of what I mention above, where it was worded (by accident) to say "hey we shut things down so you can see this. Here's a link too just in case you missed it already." That's how many Jalops read it, as you can see…

@Matt Hardigree: "Yep, the comments are still mostly shut down in support of Gizmodo's awesome iPhone scoop " (with link further telling us to visit)

Jalopnik, Ray, or who ever agreed to essentially shutting down the site for this, shame on you. Really. I'm trying not to say, fuck you, but damn near close. Talk about letting us down for frivolous stuff. Manifesto of Awesome? Please. As if the cross post wasn't irrelevant to the cult of cars itself, the act of…

@danp: You're a horrible, horrible friend then.

@supersoul: No body likes it when your rod comes out early

I'm about to seal the deal on a 1st gen CRX for $250. I usually mention Hondas, Toyotas, and a select group of GM cars, varying on which body style and motor.

@pj134: I think you have me confused with another Texan.

That S10 is awesome. Ubiquitous race cars... BLUE TRUCK OUT OF NO WHERE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WAIT, HOLD MY BEER.

I love these guys, seriously.

That is a really impressive top ten. Ol' Reliable crown vic, over heating caprice, LOLheadgasket Hondas and Neons, questionable quality Merkurs, venerable E30, and a SVO tarbo Mustang. Oh. And. A fucking Volvo.

@AustinMiniMan: I've never had that problem in any standard cab, not even my '69 C10. Maybe... you... smoke... too... NAAAAAAAAAHHH

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: I can't tell you how I got to blow so many free air bags. I'll tell you this, though, recalls are awesome.

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: I love you.

Volvos are actually harder than diamonds. They're made out of a material called Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material is melted by launching it into the sun via herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten into…