I'm glad everyone rushes to see if the driver is ok, safety first is always important.

@AffirmativeAsh78, Prefer Not to Answer: The interstates keep their names, but the freeway and highway seem to get thrown around here. Hwy 59 or the 59 freeway. Etc etc

This apart of the master "Fuck-Toyota-Up-The-Anus-With-No-lube" plan. Yes... excellent...

@87CapriceEstate: Oil would just smear all over your window, rather large hazzard.

@nightwatch: No really, this is not Jalopworthy content. I can figure you're pretty new here. Old news stories are not Jalopworthy.

@bmoreDLJ: Actually.... Neighborhoods are full of self centered pricks who think the border-brigade that comes to mow is a better company to give their money to than a student.

My father is nodding in approval of this guy.

@tankman: Explosions from wrecks with the in-cab gas tanks seem quite rare, actually. When the question comes up, there's little info to say they were common. Unlike the bed, the cab is very strong. I've seen some extremely nasty wrecks and roll overs with the 67-72s, and the gas tank was the least of your worries.…

Beating a dead horse Jalopnik? When do we get Firestone, Pinto, and all the other recall stories from the past few decades?

@Scandinavian Flick: It's even better. The gas tank is 5 inches from your ass. Inside the truck.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAH FIREBIRD

I like the part where they mentioned this all started with Burgers in America.

Weren't these the guys who also hit the bird a few years back?

Imagine the sort of OH SHIT moment he would've had if he saved it at 150 mph.

Metallica, motorhead, etc etc all would like to have a word with you.

I love Mini's humor. Dress the damn H2 up like a Mini, why not

This is the third troll post of the month?

"We can't build a good work truck, so we'll make a brotruck"

" The Mustang wins the Muscle Car Wars, story over."

I'm more excited about this than I am about the Mustang.