True. I actually just took my first law school final today (Criminal Law). Fuck my life.

Good sir, I am a 1L law student and I can assure you that, while the foreplay began in a port-a-pottie, I was ultimately conceived in the back of a 1982 Cadillac Cimarron. So ha! Need a towel to wipe that egg off your face?

On one level I can't help but think that if you were smart enough to take an AP class, then that's on you for not knowing where Oregon is. It's unconscionable to think that you could receive college course credits when not knowing elementary school level geometry.

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The point. I believe you missed it.

All I am saying is that there are usually a few top teams every year who are deficient in one area and it might cost them one game. Because of that deficiency it will cost them a chance to play in a national championship. Just ask any one-loss team from a major conference in the…

The Big XII North Champion was perennially the cum-dumpster for whoever the Big XII South Champion happened to be that year.

If only [insert team] had a decent [insert area of deficiency], they would win the national championship.

With eyes like that it looks like his daughter would have better downfield vision than him.