You're wrong, Albert. Sam Hinkie is a goddamn genius. Only he has been able to amass a below 20% win percentage and yet still garner fawning media coverage and legions of braying, defensive commenters every time his master plan is even remotely questioned. Only he has been able to monkeyfart his way to multiple…

It's not the tanking operation he's criticizing, it is the secretive, holier than thou, analytically driven insanity to the approach that is being discussed. Any asshole could have drafted two guys who would sit out a year and the only logical selection at your biggest position of need in three drafts if you knew you…

What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

Yeah well I doubt God created you to jump over fences for a living, but here you are.

"The suspension might as well have been carved from cheese"

I wish GM would drop the FWD Impala, stick the Impala body on the SS, call it Impala SS, and offer a V6 option as the base Impala.

Something that looks this good deserves to have a V8 and RWD.

I feel sorry for the SS. I've only ever seen two: a red one and a silver one the other day. Both driven by, shall we say, "mature" gentlemen. To me the people that buy them or are intrested im them are the older men whos wives wont let them get a Corvette because they need room for the grandkids. Its a good car…

I REALLY wanted this car to be in the $35K range... but MSRP at $45K is what made me go with a Charger RT instead.

I told myself I'd stop reading Jalopnik if you used the "brand new E39 M5" comparison again in this article, so, uh, thanks for not doing that

The styling is reminiscent of oatmeal. I don't like oatmeal.

"I know what young people like because I talk to my teenage daughter and her friends all the time."

I really like the concept of the Veloster, but Hyundai needs to take a couple months with a Fiesta ST and figure out how to make a FWD with a torsion-beam rear end handle worth a damn. Every review I've read of the Veloster is that you're basically driving on marshmallows.

I know I'm in the minority here but I've always thought the Veloster was a really cool looking vehicle. It's the type of car I'll buy for dirt cheap in 5 years to run as my DD when I don't want to spend $$ on gas for my truck.

Take home message: reaching into your waistband isn't as easy as the cops would have you believe.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

Screw V8s. Put the 360 hp 2.0l 4-cyl from the 45 AMG Benzes.

Scanning with a UV light would reveal some interesting things.

You can’t change the past, Chad.