I had this exact car. Tuned with some bits from Madness.

The misuse of the word 'literally' is a scourge that seems to be gaining steam. Whyyyyyy 

So if the ‘assholes’ were just climbing the mountain without the crypto stunt you wouldn’t call them assholes? This is a weird take.

Why reduce a complex moment into a string of ‘Becky’ and Caucasian jokes? This one isn’t so clear, could have used some nuance. Kendrick Lamar not blameless, here. He invited her up there ffs.

It’s not a story unless it sells. Anyone can slap a stupid price on an item and put it up for sale. This crap happens all the time on eBay.

You misread the poll just like Trump did. His support doubled among African American MEN. Senior editor has to do better than this.

LOL the ‘evidence’ her cybersecurity expert offered up has been mostly withdrawn. Never saw a 2 day-old story age so poorly. Prob good time to update this with one word: “Oops”

this scenario is probably unlikely, but it’s *possible* they played the back 9 first, making hole No. 2 their 11th hole of the day.

I don’t think rich people are financing Porsches at shitty APRs for 144 months. People who do that are people who can’t afford the car in the first place...no?

you sound like a guy who’s never played basketball. unwritten rule on the playground and on the actual court: NEVER push a guy from behind while he’s in the air unless you are ready for a fight.

This kind of rfid tracking on products has been around for a few decades. It’s not new, and putting the info on the blockchain does nothing to deal with the insecure, hackable rfid tech.

“what’s the point of the flat bottom steering wheel when you only have two pedals?!”

A blunt is a hollowed out cigar. What is pictured is just a joint.

I got pulled over for no front plates while in heavy traffic at LAX. The officer said LAX has cameras that scan for front plates and that’s how they flagged me :/ Got a fix-it ticket.

Almost every time someone questions the use of animals in our daily lives, the response is trite, sarcastic, and defensive.

for apparent self defense?

spittle-filled rants against vegans and californians are usually left to the comments section.

hopefully you don’t use a ‘gendered’ word like ‘dick.’

sweet story, but why should i believe it? you’ve re-written someone’s facebook post with 100% certainty the story is true but have done nothing on your end to confirm.

i see Jalopnik also fell into the trap of being outraged over a hypothetical family’s budget. this is not real. the story is probably intended to drive traffic to this financial site no one’e ever heard of.