Fort Bragg High School is a public institution, so their rights in setting the rules are severely constrained by state law, federal law, and the motherfucking Constitution.

Heh. FYI I worked for Porsche for three and a half years, and I was not a "sales manager" nor did I work at a dealership; I worked at their North American corporate headquarters. I think you've proven your level of knowledge!! Of course, now you won't reply...

Buys used base model Cayman for the price of a Camry

Reluctant crack pipe - 30k is just way too much for this. A quick look at Autotrader will find you these wagons with similar miles for about half the price.

But this one has those awesome hotel carpet vacuum patterns on the mat in the back, that's got to be worth two or three grand, right?

And who, in their right mind, wants to be part of a community that thinks that way?

Yeah, but keep in mind I did 5,000 miles on it. That's 3 years of driving in Ferrari world, and the thing barely blinked. It's far more capable than people want to admit.

So the Ferrari's rate of return was better than investing in all those oil and gas companies like I did last year. That makes me feel good.

I'm surprised somebody who doesn't believe in evolution could have such intelligent things to say about Ferguson!

Conservative Christians are masters of fake outrage and hatred. It's pretty much part of Fox News standard operating procedures.

No thanks. Buying a used BMW is basically buying a large 2 ton liability on wheels. The first time anything goes wrong get ready to shell out lots-o-dough and probably get used to doing so on a semi-regular basis...

For a second I thought this was an XR4i style wing.

I don't know if the underlying allegations are true or not, but in Bill Cosby's defense he is extremely senile. I saw him getting interviewed by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert in the past few months and it was so bad I had to shut them both off. He rambled, could not or would not answer basic questions, and was…

Holy Fuchs I love these wheels.

I wish you would make this a regular weekly (or even semi-weekly r bi-monthly) feature, this is awesome.