@Wei:

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 otaku Hoon): Check the glove box for missles.

@snap_understeer_ftw: I wasn't by that.

@Skunky: Weird, I see three faces.

He gets an A for craftsmanship, but fails at everything else.

@RexMaximus:

Yes yes, but see, it's backwards for "love" and if you move the letters around a bit, it says "ovel", a common misspelling for oval in Macao.

@spiegel1: *golfclap*

@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: I'm not criticizing you for calling it horrible, no no. But I do suspect that your sarcasmeter might be broken. :)

@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: Psh, wuss. I'd totally rock a car with a mustache.

Knowing Lexus, it shoulda been "Fornicate the constable".

I'm not drunk enough.

It's all Gizmodo's fault. Stupid iPhone coverag— oh wow, the new iPhone has video calling! Must. Buy.

Look, it's a FWD cat!

@Alfisted: The new one is much better.

@Ben Wojdyla: But, but daddy, what is a Ford?

@notfitforhumanconsumption: You call the A-Team!

@RäcinG73™: IIRC, that M6 actually has a V8 from a e39 M5. Something to do with race regulations, but still drool-worthy.

@spiegel1: Not really first gen. since that car is a rebadged Holden Commodore, which happens to be a great first generation car.

@vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: What they did is ruin the DS name. The DS is not a model anymore, it's a trim level (e.g. DS3, DS4, etc) and that's why I'll hate Citroen forever.