NP, even if it costs both testicles.

Wow, this article....

I think he meant the other Jesus, the glowing one.

Not really the most impractical, just very pointless. It's basically a raised 5 Series GT, which is a very good car (but very ugly).

Well roses are grey, violets are a different shade of gre— let's go chase cars!

Is that... the classic Jaaag hood ornament? Man, you thought of everything!

Here's a Wiki entry (no pictures sadly) on what most heads-of-states drive. I was hoping to find a Merc G55 in there and I actually did. Guess which country.

I'd only put a "barely-there" case (puts on flame suit) if it turns out to be too thin to hold properly, at least that's how it has been for me with thin phones. Also, it'll probably save it from dents/scratches from me trying to get used to holding it for the first few months (or until the novelty wears off). Other…

No. 7 and no. 2: big yes. Even though I drive my dad's old '98 Subaru Forester (read: not fun), it still manages to be the best car I've ever driven. Plus, I don't use my phone at all since 1. I can't hear it and 2. Try multitasking while driving my car. Go ahead, try it.

Yes, you and your vivid mind for now. But we can fix that...

Final Destination, b*tches!

Hell to the yes I would.

You win my internets. #COTD #YOLO #JK

Well, he gets paid like us regular folk for racing and using his fame for the good, along with some other Average Jassim things instead of inheriting butt-loads of cash from parents and grandads, which seems to be the norm here.

I just downloaded Hacker's Keyboard after reading this post and Oh. My. God. Lifehacker, I'm in your debt.

Jaloptives, maybe? Jalopdiks pushes the sirens in my dirty brain to 11.

I just had a crisis...

Even better, Frappuccino. Krispy Kreme should hire us.

VOTE: Holo Launcher

LOL, but fish is halal (not sure about it being Kosher) regardless of how you prep it.