we did this to ourselves, america.

"Armpit Funk and Patchouli" would be a great name for his new fragrance.

i find him gross

It's offensive to me. But then I think about James Franco and I just can't muster true outrage because he is just so useless. When I first read it I was angry and then it was all just "no one really pays attention to you anyway except to talk about how you are awful."

She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.

Best lines thread? Some of my faves are:

But seriously, which one looks better?

"'I used to just love you!' " he says. "It's always past tense now. And I'm like, 'Can't we just always love each other and everybody in the world?' ""

Old-time fairy tale weirdness is totally my jam. The darker, the better. I especially love the annotated fairy tale compilations where they explain or put in context some of the weirdness.

I NEED THAT BOOK!

I AM ACTUALLY TURNING OFF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER TO DEBATE ABOUT THAT DRESS.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.