While I definitely maybe am not secretly hoping for the end of days that a Trump presidency will bring, I really wouldn’t miss Dunham. Although, I doubt she’d be any less insufferable from Canada... How is this news again?

Oh no! Unwashed egomaniac, James Franco, wouldn't hypothetically have sex with me based on my gender? Aw shucks!

I thoroughly appreciate this elaborate conspiracy theory/shut-in fever dream. Thank you.

Guy taken away "OH, so this is just a METAPHORICAL circle-jerk? My bad!"

Really they should be lucky to even have jobs and be grateful to be a part of such a recognizable brand!

This is the best thing I've seen all day!

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In a service or even retail based company, the last thing I want to experience is some bubbly, enthusiastic representative.

I'm mostly convinced that Madonna actually died years ago and her corpse is now animated by a evil spirit that feeds off the discomfort of the living.

Could it be that she's actually a real human with her own unique viewpoint that does not completely follow a pre-formed set of values?

I'm not sure what you're talking about here. This may be the best he's ever looked!

Wait, are you trying to tell me that women on the internet are real and should be treated as such instead of like prostitutes in a video game?

This twitter backlash string makes me not want to be a human.

I'm not a woman so... that. But as a woman, wouldn't you find this offensive? That to be considered a female character, it has to have stylish clothes, makeup and long or stylized hair? Doesn't the Lady Science set seem somehow derogatory. Why are they even separating genders to begin with. They are LEGO's. Can't they…

Megan Fox... Someone once told me that 'Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.' So either this is a lie or... is dick a carb?

Emotional displays of any kind are just downright undignified!

I have not yet, but SOON! I am anticipating the time warp.

Um, why would you need lessons? It really doesn't look That complicated.
I wonder if this guy gives advanced lessons.

A few things:
1. A dude who looks like that and wears that swimsuit is gay.
2. Is paper filing still a thing?
3. Where can you have a hamster at your desk at work?
4. Was that mayo? Gross.
5. The office co-workers are pretty spot on.
6. She does look fantastic!

"what is it this thing, and how much may I hate it?"