Four percent chance he tosses the keys and they catch the kid in the face, before Bortles drops to the ground without contact.

Once upon a time, Big Foot was a kid with undiagnosed mental health issues, wildly misplaced anger issues and a broken heart over the sudden loss of her father. She was a behavior issue, a safety issue and an emotional time bomb in one seething package.

It’s really hard to get 10 assists for a triple double when no one on your team can hit a fucking wide open shot.

I can’t even remember the last time I watched a CD.

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

Yeah I think he just learned about smell-the-fart acting.

Wooo SNS and I’m not in bed yet!

Hot Take Alert! I actually liked Alex better than Paige. It sucks that she left the show to host that stinky Joe Millionaire on FOX.

It’s supposed to have LIDAR or similar sensors which detect obstacles in front of it - whether or not they’re illuminated. Part of the point of these autonomous vehicles is that they’re supposed to have better ways to detect potential problems than a human driver, and this shows that wasn’t the case.

Unavoidable my ass! Having found the video, if these self driving cars are supposed to have such sophisticated sensors it should totally have been able to detect her in time to avoid her, or at least make an attempt.

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

*voicemail ends* “Press 1 to erase your message and record a new message. Press 2 if you are satisfied with the racial content of your message.”

Any particular reason why you can’t read all the comments in a thread even when you hit “Show Pending”?

I can see panicking because you didn’t get the other person anything and then acting like it’s no big deal ... IF YOU ARE A CHILD. Because that would be a CHILDISH thing to do. But I’m guessing he’s at least mid-20s, and that’s damn well sufficiently old and experienced to be able to forestall one’s panic long enough…

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

Hi! I haven’t checked in in a long while but I thought you guys would want to know how Catalina is doing! Info and pics to follow!

For practically any field nowadays it’s important to have a strong LinkedIn profile. Filling in the info about yourself is just one part of it - connecting with people and getting recommendations is a big help too.

Nordstrom rack or haute look are my go to.

Merino wool - I would try clearance sales at Sierra Trading Company. It is super warm, lightweight and not itchy.

“Kick the rocks on Friday that others will think to kick on Monday.” - Jason Whitlock