I don’t have much to say except that I don’t care at all about Pittsburgh sports and I still found this article compelling from start to finish. Well done.

He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and ... I can pretty much guarantee Tom Izzo has given exactly 4 seconds of his time to anything not related to Michigan State basketball, for good or bad, and probably has no idea the total magnitude of this issue, again, for bad…

The light has gone out of my life.

Y’all I’m so done. So fucking done. The shutdown? I felt relief because you can’t ruin lives if it isn’t up and running. I felt that about my government

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

I did *not* expect to have an update related to the SNS theme, but here we are: Some Jezzies may remember my freak out last weekend after I deleted a very important database at work. I was *convinced* someone would point out one very specific thing I absolutely should have known better than to do, and I would be…

Nothing helpful to add, I just want to say that I’m rooting for you and I hope a happy new job comes your way.

My first SNS ever! I’m usually too late to the game. Unemployment thread? I’m on day 6 of official unemployment. I applied for unemployment a few days ago. This is one of the scariest times in my life. How are you dealing? I’ve dyed my hair, got new glasses, and revised my cover letter. I’m hoping confidence will soon…

Hey I started my story on Saturday’s open thread, about how a coworker at my smalltown retail job basically belittled me in front of customers—and that it wasn’t the first time, and I quit.

Hey guys!

Let’s not forget that Josh Jackson was a fucking asshole, that Kansas allowed him to be a fucking asshole, Bill Self enabled his fucking assholeishness, and thus he is likely still a fucking asshole.

up until about two weeks ago i was part of the group that excused big cat and pft as being different from the rest of barstool

I mean, PFT Commentor actually came out of Kissing Suzy Kolber and went to Barstool when uproxx killed that.

Just like Katie Nolan when she was the only good thing on FS1

Make no doubt, this investigation is a massive waste of taxpayer money.

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

At this point, might as well have this song playing during the games. All that’s missing during this run are the spinning newspapers.

Kudos to the anchors who stood firm in support of Hill

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

Seems to me that Notre Dame struck a Faustian bargain.