He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Take your quotation marks and fuck off.

What are your go-tos for self care that don't take much energy? My depression and exhaustion from work have reached a peak this week.

Anything to distract from his John Cooper-esque 2-11 mark against Oklahoma (and 0-4 as a player).

So it’s looking like my marriage is ending. Any advice on how to not freak the fuck out thinking about sharing custody of our baby? He’s very little and a major problem was husband not stepping up and taking care of him while we were together. Honestly don’t think he was even capable while I was there to help. Any…

The team was going to hold a fundraiser for Democrats at their new stadium in Cobb County, but all of the Democratic attendees were arrested on their way up from Fulton County.

I’m going to second this. I got stuck in an administrative assistant position when I was this age and I was indispensable... too indispensable. People that were the drinking buddies of management got promoted over me while I did all of their work. It was a bad move on my part, but I write it off as lesson learned. …

Hi all, how have you been? :)

So I showed up for my shift at the shelter today and found that my favorite chill cat, Storm, had been taken to the vet. They removed about a hundred CC’s of fluid from around his heart and suspect peritonitis. This is exactly what took my FIV kitty, Oscar from me 5 years ago. I know some of you are dealing with much…

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

How can you not root for the browns? It’s like not rooting for the disabled puppy to win the race. You know he’s not gonna win, but you still want him to. 

This female baseball fan always far preferred Major League.

I can’t believe you doxxed @CelticsChant, a satirical performance you just don’t understand and have no business judging.

Being one of, if not the most well known personalities on a national media and entertainment outlet but also TOTALLY SEPARATE AND NOT THE SAME as the founder/another well known personality at the outlet is not a line you can walk for that long. Eventually you have to say “look, Barstool sucks and I am making fun of it…

And, as she points out, Barstool uses the clout, mainstream acceptance, and ratings he provides to clean up their image. He’s an active part of this.

Other Deadspin writers have been defending PFT Commenter for forever, I actually think she’s really brave to go after him!

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

Catalina update!

I’m rooting for you!

I don’t post very often, but I’m a little fucking petrified and I just need to express it somewhere.