Impossible: Jim Nantz is ALWAYS the smarmiest of commentators.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

God? Is that you?

If you find this/invent this let me know for I would like to test them for uh research purposes

Mental Health/Self-Care Thread:

We must reject this House.

I miss that tag and demand it be used immediately.

I came here for the “filed to: That’s so Javale”

Hello all. I wanted to thank everybody again for being so nice to my daughter Catalina and I - she’s three weeks old today and still fighting the good fight.

Are you goal oriented? I think I figured out that the reason that I’m frequently jealous of other people’s successes isn’t because I want to be pregnant, get married, write a book, etc., but because I envy their ability to set a goal and then achieve it. I own a house and I have a job. But I don’t really have any…

And he gets to enjoy the weather. The guy coaching them inside doesn’t get to see the light of day

This is worth the long scroll to find it.

Maybe Danny Kannell would have stayed on to work for some free college courses or something?

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Same. 100% same.

Clicked on this thinking I was going to read about Clay Travis.

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

we must never let him forget

Brian Kelly out here supporting his player like a construction lift in a wind storm.