I finally got a job in the field I wanted! I’ll be starting week after next at my new job as a clinical data analyst in a hospital!!!! I’ve been temping for 10 months in a hospital as a medical secretary, where I could have become permanent but didn’t want to. I have multiple master degrees, one of which should have…

I have no interest in getting married, but I’d kinda like to have a wedding so I could play Mountain Goats’ No Children at the reception. Because that would be some funny shit.

In rating the quality of this beef, it’s somewhere between the kind Union soldiers were fed at Andersonville and that which is found in a Jack in the Box taco.

This is really where I am sitting with the whole thing. He can clarify all he wants, but the fact is he demonstrated a lot of racist ideas. You can try and soften their impact but that is him just talking around what he said. He blatently said black people are more criminal across socioeconomic levels and when…

I don’t know what’s up with Fegan and why a number of players have distanced themselves from him, but I have a hard time imagining the central player in Dwight Howard’s super awkward and ludicrously drawn out exit from Orlando was anybody but Dwight.

If your first reaction to someone dumping a drink on your friends head is to follow them to their car, menace them so they can’t leave, and do damage to their property you might need some social skills/life coaching. I understand 19-year-olds do dumb shit, however we do not know the circumstances of why the drink was…

Luke warm take: If Kevin Love and J.R. Smith come back fully healthy and effective, I think Cleveland is a slightly better team than Golden State this year. Love and Kyrie are each having the best seasons of their careers (Love was playing good defense for the first time in his life before he got hurt), LeBron is…

i thought he was against calling for shots?

Well, the brilliant people of Ohio spell theirs Wooster. But that accent could only come from a Masshole.

This joke is good enough that I’ll excuse the spelling.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Um, I still wear that.

I came to suggest some Mountain Goats. You fulfilled that exception and exceeded expectations.

May I suggest some more indie additions to break up the pop breakup song monotony?

I think they are talking about being a Hostess, twinkie.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

We adopted a stray cat in college that would eat anything except chocolate and raw onion. Onions that were in your burger and had ketchup and mustard all over them were fair game. She was also a fan of bok choy and would steal it off the counter. How that cat lived I’ll never know.

The “Ducky Drinks Less” campaign moves on. This week I drank a whole lot less, yay! Because I had a migraine, boo.

Wow. I love PBS programming.

Tommy Boy is a timeless classic.