This is really helpful advice. I am definitely the kind of person who tends to get attached to things too quickly, and I forget that there’s never only ONE perfect\great thing.

I should have qualified that statement, as referring to the CIA portion of these case. The mutilation of corpses is a clear indication they have slipped over the edge. These guys need help and quickly. On one hand, if I heard a foreign military was doing this, I would want them prosecuted and wouldn’t care about their…

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs

As a poor person, I can’t get my mind off of the fact that you don’t even mention the tab.

I think “force choking like Vader except without the force” is just choking.

Never send a human and a horse to do the job of a monkey and dog.

Lutheran or Canadian?

And just like that, I miss the hell out of Phil Hartman again. :-(

Thanks for the input, Brian McCann.

Thanks. It was a pretty toxic workplace. I had two or three groups of coworkers telling me not to trust the other groups. One of the people I was told not to trust was the person who handled our department HR. we had a few people who retired due to the mean-girl environment. I had a coworker who was part of the in…

I hate how they always show the “owner booth reaction” like this is kind of Rollerball thing.

Dan Orlovsky.

Good for them. Cleveland’s feel good sports story of 2016.

Do the 2008 Lions have a counterpart to Mercury Morris and 1972 Dolphins toast?

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

I think right now, President-elect of the United States, but other than that . . . nope.

This Kinja sounds really smart if you don’t think about it for more than 10 seconds

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Or “Baylor homecoming”.