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but Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

The Cavs, the Indians, can the Browns be far behind?

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.

I didn’t know that the term ‘curve’ existed, and quite frankly, I wish I never learned about it. This is ridiculous. Rejecting someone’s advances is normal behavior. No one owes you anything. And would you really want these women to have to find inconvenient ways to reject your advances? What do you even mean by…

Right now I am watching First Time Flippers! People are so dumb!

I discovered Murder, She Wrote a little over two weeks ago (I didn’t watch it last weekend because of a big exam that I fucking WON, yes you can win exams I won) and that Angela Lansbury seems like a delight.

This. The actual marginal cost to educate the 300 or so student athletes is almost nothing with the compliance department easily costing more than these costs. And like you said they are nothing more than book keeping costs that are zeroed out because if i borrow 10 dollars from my wife the household still has exactly…

I had that VCT stuff. And there were animals of all sorts in my home before I moved in. I bleached what slab I could. The thing that helped the most was leaving baking soda on the slab overnight, followed by a thorough scrub with the hottest water I could work with. I ended up replacing the VCT tile with more…

One of many from Scottie Neil Hughes tonight

Well apparently Doug Baldwin has something in common with most of my extended family in that he believes everything he reads on Facebook.

I gave notice at my job, after getting another job offer, and my boss’s boss asked me if I’d go out to lunch with him so I could talk about why I’m leaving. I kinda halfway expected someone to get confrontational with me about leaving (it’s happened before at this company) and I was all emotionally prepared for that…

I’ve been sick most of the week and work is bumming me out a lot... but Zack Morris like my tweet last night and that made my whole week.

It’s probably too late in the SNS to get a response from anyone, but I thought I’d revisit my dilemma (dating/breaking up with an alcoholic) from last week. I’m feeling a bit less desperate than I was last Saturday (no urge to call him), but it’s still so horribly depressing, confusing and lonely.

My mom tamed a feral kitty & named him Banjo. Many happies

Songs including references to Nirvana/Grunge/the 90's:

Excellent dog. 12/10.

What made me happy this week is that after weeks of practice I’m finally making progress on the Chopin piece that was giving me so much problems. It’s still rough but I’m getting there.

Oh shit. Your neighbor was the tooth fairy!

One of the best pieces of advice my old man ever taught me was that few rich people ever think themselves rich. They just look at what other richer people have and then think they’re ‘common’ instead regardless of how incredibly wealthy they actually are.