TerryDoolittle
Terry Doolittle
TerryDoolittle

Indict Me If You Can

I’m old enough to remember when Billy Ocean preached a move towards safety, as the nation’s ladies incrementally removed themselves from my dreams, securing themselves comfortably within my conveyance.

tried to rally other women at the network to support Roger Ailes

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

Omg, parsley and almond pesto sounds amazing! I need to make this now. 

I love telling anti-grain evangelists I eat pasta or rice almost every day of my life and watching their brain circuitry explode. I’m having fresh pasta with a fabulous parsley and almond pesto I made last night, with some green breans, for dinner. 

Has violent resistance helped the Palestinians?

“I am not a racist. Nobody believes families should be separated.”

“He wouldn’t do anything that stupid” is not an actual defense, Rudy.

lol

They own so many different modes of transportation, it's as if they know they'll need to make a hasty escape from pitchfork-wielding mobs one day.

If they called it the Ryan Seaquest, I might forgive them this one yacht.

My go-to for awhile was “dickmitten”.

I’ve recently become fond of “fuckknuckle”.

No one needs a $40 million yacht. Sorry. There’s no fucking purpose to that other than conspicuous consumption and making a statement. That $40mil could have paid a $75k salary for 533 teachers. An entire middle-American county worth of high school teachers that could have been paid for a year.

It’s a star, so they should let him do it.

That’s a gofundme I would donate to