Oh yeah, me neither. Some of them make a truly horrifying amount of slime when disturbed.

Strangely enough, that’s actually a different kind of worm. The ocean is full of things that look like penises!

This is lovely. He sounds like a wonderful Dad.

My dad has had a moustache and beard for my entire life. When we were little my sisters and I tried to get him to shave it off because it was itchy when he hugged us and he told us he couldn’t because he didn’t have a face underneath the hair. Now I am a grown-ass adult but I still shudder inside when his wife talks…

I don’t know where your sister lives, but if she is SF Bay Area adjacent, please warn her away from Taqueria La Cumbre. Their nachos are the worst I’ve ever had.

And what is there to be a fan of? Being pretty? Having boobs? It doesn’t seem like she’s done anything else deserving of fandom.

My ex-bf wore contacts and the first time I saw him in his tiny glasses I had a hard time making eye contact. I have no idea why they freaked me out so much. It’s nice to know I have some company!

Jesus, that made my skin crawl.

Hari Kondabolu has been working on a documentary about Apu and was (maybe still is?) running a twitter campaign to get Hank Azaria to participate. http://www.colorlines.com/articles/trutv-greenlights-feature-length-documentary-and-pilot-hari-kondabolu

I am both so happy for him and so very sad for the rest of us.

oh damn

I love that man.

Um, replying to myself because I don’t know how to edit and I just realized that the trans man you were talking about was Chaz and not your own kid.

I don’t think that’s too sensitive at all. Recently in SF some guerrilla artists installed a sculpture of Trump in the Castro that specifically mocked his genitals. The next day a trans man held his own protest calling attention to how painful it was to him to hear what people were saying about Trump’s body and what…

“Only 10 percent of women in the survey were aware that intercourse needed to occur before ovulation, rather than after, to optimize conception.”

Everything about that linked article is enraging. Fuck off Dan Bacon.

Ugh. This dude can fuck right off.

The answer had better be NEVER.

#3 earthquakes

Oh my god. That scene destroys me every time. I get teary just thinking about it.