This is awesome. I hope you won first place in the baby science fair.

I still have a hotmail account that I got in 96. I have to check it periodically because my grandma still sends emails there.

Awwwwww. Lawyer dads are their own kind of wonderful.

My dad’s a lawyer, and some of the most valuable, moving letters I have ever received have been on legal pads.

Hell yeah, Daniel Craig!

This is a fantastic photo. You look like a total badass.

My new guy laughed at me for sleeping with clothes and a pair of shoes next to the bed, but running outside naked during an earthquake is one of my worst fears. Damn earthquakes.

Your name <3!!!

I used to work in a shelter, and sometimes we had to turn away large, unexpected food donations because we literally had no where to put it. Our meals were planned out a month in advance and our storage space was pretty minimal for things that needed to be refrigerated or frozen. I hated turning donations away. If you…

I love a good shower sit! I live in the land of no water, so I can’t do it anymore, but damn is it cathartic.

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I’m really sorry.

What?!? That’s an awful thing to say to someone.

That’s fucking awful. And you seem like a dear, so it’s that asshole’s loss.

I went on a date with a dude from OKC who actually had in his profile that he was a good kisser (I know…red flag) and was legit the worst kiss I’ve ever had. Like, I physically recoiled when he tried to kiss me again. On the subway ride home, and for days afterword, I seriously considered messaging him to tell him…

That sounds amazing! Looking up the recipe right now.

I don’t know what this is, but I love it.

Sadly, sometimes they won’t even stop at sexy times. My ex’s uncle came up to us at a wedding reception and berated us about why we didn’t have children and offered to buy us some videos to “show us how it was done” because obviously, the reason we didn’t have kids was because we didn’t know how to have sex properly.

Those arms are mesmerizing.

Every man I’ve ever been with has loved it, and every woman I’ve ever talked to about it has been on the neutral to hating it end of the spectrum. I’ll do it, but it’s definitely not my favorite, and I’ve never once had an orgasm in that position.