Ira Glass was on Dan Savage’s podcast a few years ago and only used bang to talk about sex, which I found hilarious for some unknown reason. Now I can’t hear the word without hearing it in his voice.

I really didn't like that movie, but would watch it again in a heartbeat to see foxy K Stew and Juliette Binoche.

I have one of those right now. Loooooong and sorta creepy first message followed in quick succession by 4 more “checking in”. Not gonna be following up with him.

That header image makes me feel panicky. Give it a rest, dude.

Ryan’s not wrong. Can’t beat that.

I went to high school with that dude! Glad to see he still has a biting sense of humor.

Oooooh! Good to know. I’ll keep an eye out for her next time I’m there.

This is horrifying.

Smart. I’m a weirdo who loves pit hair but is not so down with leg hair or my ever-creeping bush. Bookmarking the buzz cut idea for future reference.

Urg. My nephew loooooves Paw Patrol and has all of the boys, but no Skye. Every time we played with them I injected her into the story. Do they even make Skye toys?

That album has so much feeling for me. I cried for William and his doll and was a little turned on by Atalanta and her heavy-breathing race. Man, it was weird being a 70’s kid.

I haven’t scrolled down yet, so this had probably already been said 1,000,000 times, but your kiddo is adorable and her outfit is badass.

I had a dating dry spell for most of the winter so shaving my legs was one of the first things eliminated from my to-do list. Damn when spring rolled around it took me forever, and more than one razor, to deal with my pelt.

See also: dudes who brag about being good kissers on OKC.

Yeah, I felt similarly about the AA model. I also wanted to see if I could get to a point where I could have a healthy relationship to drinking that didn’t require total sobriety and a harm reduction model made a lot of sense to me.

First, that weaving is amazing! I would cherish it forever.

That ad was so bizarre. It had to have been a joke to play it during the “debate”.

That was masterfully told.

Damn. Germans have the best words.

I wish. I’m almost 40 and unmarried and my grandparents still send me mail addressed to Miss Doolittle. Of course, they also refuse to acknowledge that my sister didn’t take her husband’s last name.