HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Welcome to the wrong side of history assholes.

Wow. That’s beautiful. “Protecting the rich of all persons to enjoy liberty as we learn its meaning” gave me chills.

Yeah, anyone who has ever been in graduate school or known a graduate student would know this was a straight-up lie.

I can see how your brain might just short-circuit but holy balls, after seeing how fast that tiger swam the last place I’d want to be was in the water. My lesson today, don’t try to hide from a tiger in a pool. Good to know.

Why does he get back in?? That’s freaking crazy.

Yeah, SOMA has a really fascinating history.

I was a member of a CSA that had different sized boxes for different sized households, which worked out pretty great.

:(

Or, totally wasted???

I did not spend my summer in a hardware store this well.

Right? Keep a spreadsheet (or something less nerdy…whatever that is).

Yuck.

He reminds me so much of the dad of my ex. Part of me is grimacing and part of me just wants to hug him.

Man, fuck Temescal and fuck SOMA too. The bay area is breaking my heart.

Holy balls. My life has been a little rough lately, but every time I read these I am endlessly thankful that I am not the kind of person that ends up on Kitchenette. What is happening in your life that makes you treat other people this way?

I looooooooooooooooove that movie!

I am forever grey so nobody will read this, much less the Bennifer, but if they are splitting up I am so, so sorry that they have to do it in the public eye. Divorce sucks balls and is often excruciatingly painful, even if it is the best decision for everyone involved. To have prying eyes watching that happen would…

Oh my god this makes me rage. Where are the responsible adults here?

What? How do you let something like that happen? My mind is boggled.

I miss this show so much.