Are you thinking of Colorado? They were trying to rewrite AP history curriculum to “promote citizenship, patriotism, essentials and benefits of the free-market system, respect for authority and respect for individual rights.”

NO! No.No.NO!

Woah. What is that top gif?

His giggle is absolutely delightful.

Those people are the wooooooooorst. The rage I feel about this is so ridiculously disproportional to how important it is that I’m kind of embarrassed, but I can’t help myself. I can feel my blood pressure rise just thinking about it.

God I hate Facebook sometimes. Anyone who does that gets hidden from my feed. You wanna talk about something? Then talk about it without this vague bullshit.

Real talk. My dissertation tangentially involves poops (there’s a phrase I never thought I’d type). I wonder if I can work turds into one of my chapters. Franzenize it so to speak.

Dammit I miss that show.

That friend is a keeper for sure!

A+ use of the word “turds”. It really makes that sentence something special.

I have no idea how he did that scene with a straight face.

I hate that commercial! I don’t think I’m especially prudish about bodily functions, but I have to leave the room every time it comes on.

I have a friend who likes to call those “crapchats”

Hang in there.

Afternoons are the best. Anyone who denies that is a liar.

I hate Rum, so this drink is definitely not my jam, but this illustration is wonderful.

Her twitter feed is also delightful.

That kimchi sounds freaking delicious.

“It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!”

These Robin Williams stories will always break my heart.