I'm so sorry for your loss. He sounds like he was a wonderful man and good father.

Ugh. I had an unfortunate incident with a rooster this week that involved me yelling some colorful swears loud enough so the home-schooled catholic kids next door could hear. Not my brightest moment. That bird is a fucking asshole.

As someone who came of age before cell phones, it honestly baffles me.

Right?!? It's not like the checker or the dude on the elevator is asking for a kidney. Let's just be human with each other. Life is hard enough as it is.

Oh, that makes me sad. I worry a lot about my friends that can't do anything without their boyfriends/husbands.

I dated someone who seemed to think that the perfect partner would be a female version of him, which drove me bonkers. It wasn't until we broke up that I realized that that was probably rooted in some really low self-esteem and needing outside validation.

This will be the first (and hopefully last) time I ever comment on something about the Kim Kardashian. If that's even a little bit true about having weekly meetings to have her flaws examined so she can have them dealt with by a surgeon that is straight up abusive.

I got in an argument with my bf's mom about that once. She was adamant that because her daughter was more important to her than some lady working the checkout at the grocery store that she didn't need to get off the phone. NO ONE was suggesting that she should care about a stranger more than her family but for…

Where is that top gif from? Yowza!

Whaaaat? Does the company know that an administrative assistant is sending out emails outlining her personal feeling about contraceptives? That seems like a serious no-no.

I was in 3rd grade and I remember our teacher opened up her classroom early so we could all watch it together. I'll never forget her trying to explain what was happening to a room full of 8 year olds.

It saddens me that all I can do is star your comment. If I had been there in person I would have high-fived you until my arm fell off.

Right? I like dicks as much as the next straight girl but there are soooo many other physical features that I'm attracted to. Butts, legs, shoulders, all good assets to show off.

I love those! I used to live in a house with a lemon tree in the front yard that occasionally produced some Buddha Hand-esque lemons.

The skull superimposed on half her face. Ugh.

He was going to give her gross licorice candy along with roses and a "toesie" rub? What a catch!

Huh. I see them all the time in grocery stores, but I live in the SF Bay Area. I can see how they'd be less common outside major metropolitan areas.

I remember hearing about that campaign, but I don't think I ever saw any images from it. That is f-ed up.

Nope. Just the still is enough for me.

Whoa. Insects in Asia do not fuck around.