I have held a purse or two along with earrings. I know my limitations. Strictly back up only here.

Saw someone on Twitter call her Becky Knuckles. Dying over here.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

That left was in full control of that brain pan as that right said “ahoy hoy” over and over again.

yeah anyone who while casually taking off her shoes tells you - in a calm voice (and in a way that establishes a clear legal basis for a claim of self-defense- “I am taking off my shoes in case she puts her hands on me so I can defend myself”, is NOT someone you want to be provoking. She’s been there, done that, and…

Sometimes you gotta let people collect their earnings. Brother realized she had the proper appetite and let her eat all dem sandwiches.

I say EuroAmerica gotta check their White cousin....

Yep, it’s called indexing. If you don’t really know how to fight but have to, grabbing your opponent with one hand and just throwing the same punch (I’d recommend a jab) repeatedly is a pretty good way to go. If you’re not trained and full of adrenaline, it is remarkably hard to land a punch, this improves your odds.…

Tell her we’re fine on potato salad, though, because..well.. look, we could always use more ice. This Crown ain’t gonna cool itself.

She punched a baby into her.

Yeah, I was more implying that getting punched in the face/head is not the same as getting gut punched when talking about being pregnant. Concussions don’t cause miscarriages. And she didn’t even get smacked around enough to get concussed.

Yo, she can come through to the cookout ANY TIME.

When a chick responds to your tirade by CALMLY taking off her shoes it means she ready and you need to run.

“I’m pregnant!”

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

She who holds the ponytail controls the fight. More whypipo need to dogwalk racists.

Honestly this is what it’s going to take. While I don’t condone violence, it’s going to take white people calling out other white people on this shit. Also this is a classic case of don’t let your million dollar mouth write a check you 2 cent ass can’t cash.

On the topic of secession...