The only things that have made me laugh this morning are the look on the first Satanist’s face when she said “Why do you think?!” and the second Satanist walking along in full regalia, texting.

Low temps? It’s 47 out. Rainy and chilly but for Jan this is ridiculously mild. It’s like climate change just showed up to protest. (I know it doesn’t work that way, but still).

HOORAY FOR THE SATANIC TEMPLE!!

Croats, yes. Bosnians and Serbs no.

The actual riots were largely initiated by people of color and transgenders, not a straight acting blond white dude. White-washing an actual historical event means race is certainly an issue.

But it has to be different dicks, right? Because otherwise having sex with even your husband a bunch of times should have the same effect? The logic of this analogy confuses me...

I also like seeing a different take on the character. If everyone just wants to see the same Joker over and over, why don’t they just rewatch the existing movies?

Can we all shut up about this already? Can no one rewind back to before the Dark Knight’s release and how EVERYONE was bitching about Heath Ledger’s Joker design? It’s basically the same thing all over again. Once the Dark Knight released, all of those hater’s quickly changed their attitude and claimed “Ledger’s Joker…

True. But Suzanne is right that Piper soooo wasn't worth it.

Proofreading is such a great thing.

I hope and prey this shitty judgmental world never makes Jordan doubt the righteous power of his faggotry. Long may his light illuminate his queendom....

Yep. My reaction was "Really? That's aws..ful. Awful. Damn."

Any one else feeling their age because when he said "As Longs You Love Me" I thought Backstreet Boys.

As much as this is going to burn my burgeoning friendship bridge with AdultoSCARE!!!!!!.....

This song is FUN. I first heard it a few weeks ago and what I really want to do is buy it on iTunes and dance around my kitchen to it, singing along. I'm not skinny, and I take this song to be a positive message to women like me, and that makes me happy. I'm not worried about the skinny women; they get plenty of…

I also read those lyrics as "No, really, some dudes dig this," which... why are we mad about it? Self-acceptance doesn't preclude the desire to have someone else find you attractive.

But at the same time, she states that if you don't like the way she looks then move along. I feel like a lot of people have been reading too much into individual phrases within the song without placing them within the greater context of the song itself. Everyone wants to be seen as attractive to the sex of their…

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She patted her precocious daughter on the arm and replied "Oh honey, of course she believes in Jesus. She's Chinese. They've been saved."