Eat, sleep, train.

For cryin’ out loud! He ain’t the hero, he’s the sidekick!

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

Wait, doesn’t that mean he went 1-for-5 with a Grand Slam and a walk? The walk doesn’t count against his batting average.

Search Chris Pronger's house immediately

I don't know what is worse, Tim clearly disrespecting the dopest cereal in the cereal game (Golden Grahams), or that JK NOTHING IS WORSE THAN THAT KIND OF DISRESPECTFUL MINDSET!!1!

It's supposed to be mostly about a family but they constantly skip lots of generations.

Huge tonal shift from first installment to the sequel.

No. Leave the better priced pizza for people who can do math.

One company that tries very hard to give the illusion of quality but is not fooling anyone.

I think you mean "Libya." :) There is no country named "Lybia."

I'd argue that the wrath is mostly because of the (false) sense of irony projected by the whole hipster scene.

It's bad enough they let Danica race, now we gotta learn female biology too?

By . . . Peter Frampton? Not Stevie Wonder?

My best friend used to eat breakfast nearly every day at a Wendy's down the street from his old job, and he had them alter some sandwich or other, taking out the breakfast sausage and putting in a broken up hamburger patty instead. And since he was in there every day, the manager named the item after him. It was a…

That's another line lifted straight from the article. Stop commenting if you can't be bothered to read, man, you're making yourself look like an idiot.

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