show yourself out please.

Jezebel is offering $5,000,000 for photos of her standing on Earth.

By not hitting four shots in a row, he can't be Tony LaRussa's DD either.

Who booked this shit, Vince Russo?

Step one in making a grilled cheese sandwich is NOT doing anything with a can of soup.

I deeply wish they would make LeBron and Durant have a "funk" contest.

Oh, god, the punching bag machine.

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Apparently the scouting report on the Slovak goalie read "Aim for the blocker side"

Tiger is eating people.

"US commandos jump out, guns drawn. Seven seconds in."

Not just drawn, but firing, you can see this clearly in the video.

"US commandos begin to enter the car. A Hyundai moves to block Ruqai's escape. Eight seconds in"

No escape, this is the driver dying and losing control of the car.

"All three vehicles drive off in…

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The painter's son, here! The reason that Pluto is a part of the series is that my father painted them in 1990 - back when Pluto was still regarded as a planet.

Coulda saved yourself some typing if you'd just written I HAVE LOUSY TASTE

Does this include restaurants that use it as a base for more involved sauces and such?

That review of his previous movie that you linked to made it sound like he's got some recurring themes. Maybe he's, uh, working through some... issues.

Wow... Richard Gere has really hit the skids.

"Suicidal grasshopper" was the most efficient obituary for David Carradine.

Wow, The Shining Girls does absolutely not belong on this list. If someone wants to read a good Beukes novel, then read Zoo City. Shining Girls is terrible. It doesn't explain a single one of the major plot devices. Why is the house, the house? Never explained. Why are the shining girls, shining? Never…