This is hilarously tragic +1

They're beginning to look more like Jags...

Wait, people actually like Jezebel? I thought it was just a flame training site.

In Soviet Russia Nikkolai makes jokes laugh +1

Doug you're so damn good at this +1

Outstanding +1

I agree, this was the only one that was actually interesting.

Just curious: What would be a better measure of fuel efficiency?

The Karl-Gerät. It was the largest self-propelled weapon to see service, and shot a shell that was 4800 lbs.

Zing

You mean... It didn't exist!? I'm shocked...

I never knew beauty like this even existed.

I know right!?

Well that's awkward...

Wait, Gabe Newell doesn't count as the largest thing we've ever created? I don't know... he's pretty big.

I'll believe it when I see it...

This is harder to believe than me...

I am the troll Gawker deserves, but not the one it needs right now...

You trollin' bro?

Poor Pete, I offered to set him up with an online girlfriend too, but he said he didn't want to spend that much money on 8 hour phone calls. I tried to reassure him that those don't really happen, only a hoax. Still a no go.