He thought this was a private conversation, but these calls are always monitored for quality [read: reality] assurance.

The way it's covered by media I was pretty sure Notre Dame was relocated to the east coast, but I didn't see them on your list. Oh, the most SUCCESSFUL relocated franchises, gotcha.

lol, it never struck me until now, but Sundance is literally nothing but movies with white people in them. Someone needs to let the Jezzies know about this, they're slipping.

I know it's time to out these assholes.

Simply Great +1

Word on the street is that Todd has a fake girlfriend too, so you always have that over him.

Journalists as of late just keep finding ways to let things slip through the cracks.

I hate Kroll...

Hey, what about slipping off the road and catching leukemia?

What, no Catfish?

Troy's hair is actually a wig. Now there's a real hoax.

AHHHH!!! You scared me Dave, I thought you were dead, gone for so long and all.

In short I got in a car wreck, caught leukemia, was part of the moon landing, and then lost the National Championship.

No actually he loved my huge throbbing cock. He was pretty good at covering that up too, if you know what I mean...

You're telling me man...

Damn straight I'm a 99 TROLL EXPERT.

I know! Darnell Dockett didn't even get at me!

That asshole never had them delivered to me! I knew Manti was cheating on me.

You got me, I'm a paid agent of Gawker Media.

It's been done, overrated if you ask me.