Impersonating the rest of his team at the end of the game. Read more
Impersonating the rest of his team at the end of the game. Read more
It’s only unhealthy to remove your head protection if you think she might have an STD. Read more
Do they slow down when they turn on the flashers ? Read more
I think I see the problem here. Your Oreos have faces. Read more
The lack of effort has to be Seoul crushing. Read more
CounterCounterpoint: Let’s fuck Chase Utley! Read more
Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”
Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?” Read more
I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up. Read more
They must have been working night and day to clean up the streets of Birmingham for this shoot. Read more
Yes, it looks to me like that horse has practiced this move more than once. Read more
Since the horse was smiling, it may be more of a “Hahaha watch this.” Read more
The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect. Read more
I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge... Read more
You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh. Read more
“Pool technician” is a pretentious job title for Ryan Lochte. Read more
The water was “confused.” Read more
Those emails are exactly the level of quality I would expect from a guy who writes a bunch of Bleacher Reports. Read more