Impersonating the rest of his team at the end of the game.

It’s only unhealthy to remove your head protection if you think she might have an STD.

Do they slow down when they turn on the flashers ?

I think I see the problem here. Your Oreos have faces.

Well done. You get a star.

The lack of effort has to be Seoul crushing.

CounterCounterpoint: Let’s fuck Chase Utley!

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

They must have been working night and day to clean up the streets of Birmingham for this shoot.

Yes, it looks to me like that horse has practiced this move more than once.

Since the horse was smiling, it may be more of a “Hahaha watch this.”

The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

“Pool technician” is a pretentious job title for Ryan Lochte.

The water was “confused.”

Duck Fuckers!

Those emails are exactly the level of quality I would expect from a guy who writes a bunch of Bleacher Reports.